Walt Reviews Albums in 5 Words
BY WALTER radioni
2.11.2019
2.11.2019
We at WALT believe that mastering succinctness is an under appreciated art. Accordingly, we asked some of our DJs to review an album in just 5 words. Here are the results:
“Play this at my funeral.” – Elizabeth Miller
“Jammier, more intimate, late-Daft Punk.” – Michael Hall
“Rhythmic expression of Oklahoman energy” – Seth Rinkevich
“Makes 7Rings Sound Like Gibberish.” – Nathan Little
“What can I say? Ok.” – Noah Batke
“Mood-inducing, vocal-forward woman who stomps.”
– Michael Hall
“Funky. Crunky. Spunky. Punky. Monkey.” – John Leiner
“Fun sound, strong horns section.” – Evan Rothman
“Fun sound, strong horns section.” – Evan Rothman
“Shoegaze spiced with pure electronica.” – Dylan Hyman
“The boys are back. Seriously.” – Anna McGuire
“Daft Punk finds their sound: funk.” – Michael Hall
“Too Much Dance, Calves Cramped.” – Nathan Little
“Excited beginning of blended house.” – Michael Hall
“Royal Testament to Love & Culture” – Kaizad Irani
“Sad and dancey pop bops (and that’s my favorite genre)”
– Daisy Jones
– Daisy Jones
“Alaina Moore owns my heart.” – Haley Seligmann
“Emotionally gritty, yet moves fluidly” – Caroline Gschwind
“Like paint drying, but good.” – Nathan Goldenberg
“Yes, you are very pretty.” – Noah Baker
“Latin psych-rock meets Auerbach. Boom.” – Ben Pate
“Good look into people’s lives.” – Noah Baker
“Wait, didn’t they break up?” – Marisa Mecke
“High energy with fascinating lyrics.” – Noah Baker
“A genre-defying, shockingly innovative album!”
– Katie Cowan
“Listen before they become big.” – Noah Baker
Check out this playlist compiling songs from these outstanding reviews, as well as the full-length album reviews from Ben Pate and Woody Moore!